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mayonnaise shuffle
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when a guy is super pissed at
someone
, so he
masturbates
and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the
jackass
The bastard
keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise
shuffle on
that
motherfucker
.
by
Dr. V.D.
January 14, 2009
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