maychoturd 

A mixture of hot sauce, mustard, and mayo.

"I just mixed some maychoturd spread for my hot dogs.'

maychoturd by THEREALPERIOD January 10, 2019

macroturd 

An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.

I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.

macroturd by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019