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A somewhat-ironic word used to refer to a fan/stan of Ava Max (Destroyer of fascism in the Netherlands and singer). Her fandom as a whole can be referred to as "Maxipads" despite her efforts to call them 'Avatars".
"Grab your hacked wigs maxipads! Ava Max just released a new song!"
Maxipad by Maxipad#2 December 6, 2020
1) Brand of sanitary napkin
2) Nickname for 'Max'- used to piss off a person of that name
1) Oh man I need a maxipad.
2) Hey maxipad!
maxipad by Cracked Eg March 5, 2004

Maxipad Trombwell 

a ramen noodle headass that will send pictures of his soggy ass feet with no remorse. is actually decently smart but acts retarded constantly. Maxipad Trombwell is an OG Chicken Fucker and a fellow Great Retard
1) "did Maxipad Trombwell send his feet to the group again?"
2) "yuh he did"
1) "god damnit"
Maxipad Trombwell by 1jeaner1 July 20, 2021
A fully loaded iPad
Chris: I think the new Apple iPad is a great gift, but I want to make sure I get all the features.

Jessica: Go in to the Apple Store and tell them you want the MaxiPad.
MaxiPad by cromano115 January 28, 2010

pietro.maxipad 

pietro.maxipad is the best mutual

i love pietro.maxipad

maxipadmcasshole

when a man has sex with a female while she is having her period. This can result in a slight bloody discharge on the male reproductive organ.
Dude last night this girl was so drunk and when i was going down on her i realized i was a maxipadmcasshole!
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