Mauritania

A country in north west Africa inhabited by Arabs, moors, and black people. Mauritanians are the coolest and most friendly people you would ever meet.

Person 1: Dude that guy's so funky
Person 2: yea, he's from Mauritania

Mauritania by Shekato December 12, 2012

mauritania

mauritania is a former french colony in africa that has turned into a pretty disasterous country. it's history is summed up in the bloody battle between the moorish islamic minority and the black christian/amenist minority. ruled for years as a one party state, it had a decade long experiment with democracy, before a 2005 coup turned this into a military junta.

mauritania has more iron ore than anybody in the world.

mauritania by Ben E. Hama February 6, 2007

Mauritania

The area designated as home of legally recognized self aware mathematical formula and their offspring.

In the future, we may choose Mauritania over permanent physical death with approval from it's elected ambassador to Earth.

Mauritania by Permanent Death January 1, 2022

Mauritania

An African country that not a single person cares about

Person 1: Want to go to Mauritania?
Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: It’s country in Africa
Person 2: I thought Africa was just one country
Person 1: No you fucking dumbass it is a continent

Mauritania by Zentheux April 21, 2022

Mauriana 

A beautiful but agressive girl. Fun to hang out with, when she has the time to. Maurianas are busy, but popular and funny.
Maurianas are very busy but good at what they do. They are also very hardworking, and like to please everyone. They are very easy to make angry, but have a hard time staying that way. Maurianas could potentially rule the world.

1. "She's kinda agressive...but really funny! I should hang out with her."
2. "Wow, she's REALLY busy. What a Mauriana!"
3. "Oh my God it's a Mauriana! Quick, act like you're doing something good so she'll like us and won't get angry!"

Mauriana by Perfekt Mädchen October 3, 2010

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Martanian Bearcrawl by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

MAURIANNA 

Maurianna is a rare breed, there is no one like her. She is driven and extremely competitive at all things. She is like no one you’ll ever meet but many miss out on her because she is reserved. Her wit and intelligence should not be undermined as well as sense of humor. Her quietness is mistaken for being shy when she is really loud when you get to know her. She has a big heart and values her bonds with people over everything. She is a risk taker and has a big mouth that gets her into trouble, yet at the end of the day you just have to love her

Dude: did you see Maurianna at that party last night?
Guy: Maurianna? At a party! No way
Dude: yes way she was the hypest one there

Guy: wow I under estimated her

MAURIANNA by HappyAwesomechickenlover March 13, 2019