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martianeater 

The tiny remaining pieces left at the bottom of the bag of chips, crackers, cereals and other snack foods. They are thought to be remnants left by the martians.
I reached for the bag of chips, but all that was left were the martianeaters.
martianeater by PoppaZ February 16, 2014

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Martiniano 

The most perfect person in the world. If you disagree, you are wrong.
Martiniano don't worry, just be happy.
He is a very competitive athletes and he writes quotes and motivates other..
I want to be like martavian
martavian by Martavian March 13, 2017

Martining 

The act of going on a gay date and ruphy-ing your partner taking them home and engaging in anal sex, when finished take an item from them and replace it with "your load"
Never go out with Terry, he's just as likely to be Martining you as buying you a drink.
Martining by twistedlicorice September 15, 2014

martijning

To suddenly fuck off.
When someone decides to leave a conversation or hangout without letting anyone know where that persons going.
Hey where did Joe go?
He just left all of a sudden?
Yeah he is always martijning!
martijning by da vinci himselve March 29, 2014