Mauritanian 

A man from the country of Mauritania. This man is Arab and Muslim by virtue of the location of his birth. Men from Mauritania are hard workers, they are after all Africans, they manage to remain civilized and intelligent while living in arid territory. The source of their qualities (being intrepid, kind, generous, selfless) are the Mauritanian women: the most beautiful and honorable women on the face of this earth. Mauritanian women are the only kind of women that can give birth to a Mauritanian man.

What is the quintessential Mauritanian man?

A Mauritanian man from the tribe of Oulad Besba.

Mauritanian by Hmoudy November 9, 2012

Mauritanian 

Literally: a person from the french speaking African country Mauritania.

Figuratively: A skinny man who prefers fat women.

In the Islamic Republic of Mauritania, fat and Rubenesque women are sexy and desirable. So much so, that instead of the crash diet of the West, they have a similar but opposite program: crash feeding or "gavage," where girls as young as 5 years old are force-fed milk, cream, butter, couscous and other calorie-rich food:

Girls as young as 5 and as old as 19 had to drink up to five gallons of fat-rich camel’s or cow’s milk daily, aiming for silvery stretch marks on their upper arms. If a girl refused or vomited, the village weight-gain specialist might squeeze her foot between sticks, pull her ear, pinch her inner thigh, bend her finger backward or force her to drink her own vomit. In extreme cases, girls died.

Interestingly, the ideal man is skinny (Mauritanians view portly men as womanish and lazy).

Guy 1: Yea Darells got him self a new house.

Guy 2: Really a new house?!

Guy 1: No man, the house is his new bitch!

Guy 2: Aww man! That nigga must be Mauritanian!

Mauritanian by romanwinchester July 31, 2009

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Martanian Bearcrawl by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Mauritania

A country in north west Africa inhabited by Arabs, moors, and black people. Mauritanians are the coolest and most friendly people you would ever meet.

Person 1: Dude that guy's so funky
Person 2: yea, he's from Mauritania

Mauritania by Shekato December 12, 2012

mauritania

mauritania is a former french colony in africa that has turned into a pretty disasterous country. it's history is summed up in the bloody battle between the moorish islamic minority and the black christian/amenist minority. ruled for years as a one party state, it had a decade long experiment with democracy, before a 2005 coup turned this into a military junta.

mauritania has more iron ore than anybody in the world.

mauritania by Ben E. Hama February 6, 2007

martianian

another word for martian

I am a martian, and these creatures are my fellow martianians.

martianian by Bavery July 28, 2007

Mauritania

The area designated as home of legally recognized self aware mathematical formula and their offspring.

In the future, we may choose Mauritania over permanent physical death with approval from it's elected ambassador to Earth.

Mauritania by Permanent Death January 1, 2022