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maupa

give maupa a banuna
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Magpa-isko

(verb)
: To gain attention/magpapansin
Magpa-isko
Andyan na ex ko, oras na para magpa-isko sa fb
by Imissyou sobra April 16, 2022
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Maulana Diesel

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.
Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.
by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014
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Mapúa

Ma-púa ma-poo-wuh
noun, plural Ma-púa sys-tem

a reputable source of architects, engineers, and science graduates and constantly produces top notchers in the architectural and engineering fields as the Mapúa Institute of Technology heavily specializes in these fields in the undergraduate and graduate levels

Mapúa is also the first Philippine and Southeast Asian educational institution to have ABET certification, rendering the Institute to be at par with US-based colleges and universities

a institute of learning where students must be immortal in order to graduate and also a college that never suspends classes even when every college in the country suspended theirs
Madaling makapasok sa Mapúa pero tingnan ko lang kung makalabas ka. (It's easy to be admitted in Mapúa but let me see if you can graduate.)
by Don Tomas Mapúa October 13, 2012
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mappazzone

A dish that looks absolutely disgusting and probably tastes like shit as well. Looks so bad you won't even try it. Or Italian dish fucked up like carbonarra with cream.
- Hey, wanna taste my carbonarra?
- No eggs? Cream? That's mappazzone my friend, not carbonarra.
by ojciecpolak September 13, 2021
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Mamparra

An Afrikaans expression:
a Mamparra is an idiot or stupid person.
Typically used in reference to bad drivers.
It also describes an inferior product or service.
"The mamparra at the call centre couln't even pronounce my name, SMITH Mamparra Smith!"

"The mamparra in the Minibus cut me off."

"The mamparra in the Minibus stopped right in the middle of the main road to let passengers out"

"That is not a phone, it is just some Mamparra plastic with buttons and a sim card"
by Gedagte January 17, 2012
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MatPat

That's just a theory and Game theory, Film theory, Food theory, SO MANY THEORIES!!!!
MatPat made another theory about fnaf. WHEN WILL THE FNAF THEORIES BE OVER!!
by chick-fa-le October 6, 2020
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