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Mattster 

An emo mod of the TeenHut forums.

Targeting specific users, he'll typically wait for the slightest opportunity to infract one of these said members mostly based on past butthurt. Instead of admitting his mistakes and making amends, he insists on backing himself (in Mattland, looking like an arse) and saying things like "You're dumb" and the ever-popular neg rep.

His e-girlfriend, Lana (who's also emo; imagine that), is also an active member of the forum. Using her Ultimate VIP membership to return neg reps, she is often found running to her mod e-boyfriend every time she's a little butthurt. This often results in the butthurter getting infracted; and in some cases, banned.

He considers himself the alpha male of the mods, and his fellow mods don't dare disagree with his infractions.

Basically, do not expect much from him, because through his thick eyeliner (borrowed from Lana, of course) he sees the internet as the real world. Remember kids, the internet is serious business.
User 1: "Let's make an Encyclopedia Dramatic article for TeenHut"
Mattster: "How about I follow what was written about me.. And ban everyone who posted here? =D"
User 2: "Hows about you stop taking shit so seriously, and take a joke?"
Mattster: "olol fuk u 2"
Mayank: *facepalm*
Mattster by Crapster August 5, 2009
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Mathster 

Kelsey: Yo, Sam can you help me with this? Mr. Igloo assigned me one of Einstein’s Gravitational Equations and I don’t know where to start, it’s soo ridiculously hard!

Sam: No way in hell girl, too crazy difficult. Ask Marvin though. He’s a mathster!
Mathster by SammieBe10 December 6, 2011

Mathsterbate 

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency
Mathsterbate by Tom and Sarah July 28, 2008

mattsturbate 

Manual sexual gratification inflicted by your own hand while thinking of or watching someone with the name Matt.
Thinking about Matthew McConaughey playing his bongos naked made me so horny that I had to go into the bathroom and mattsturbate.
mattsturbate by Aggggggggggg January 10, 2011

Mathsterbation 

Working really hard on a sum just for the feeling you get once you have solved it.
Guy #1 "OMG what's Elliott doing with his math book?"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"
Mathsterbation by Disco Alpingu April 1, 2007

Mathsterbation 

Mathsterbation is the act of masturbating when a maths problem or assignment becomes too difficult and/or tedious to complete. It is often practised when the subject has lost all hope in completing his maths and can see no other option.
Friend 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4?

Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!

Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...
Mathsterbation by highoffmathsfaps November 5, 2013

mattstarrbate 

1. To touch oneself while fantasizing about Matt Starr.
2. To give Matt Starr a handjob.
After his African Dance recital, I mattstarrbated all night long.
mattstarrbate by littleonemolly January 2, 2011
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Friend 2: How do you know?
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