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Definitions by ronski

matts manjunk 

large package of genetalia associated with males named Matt...Everyone knows at least one Matt who sports a large monolithic package beneath the trowsers
I cant seem to keep a girl happy .... if i only had matts manjunk i'd be litterally batting a thousand.
matts manjunk by ronski July 5, 2010

yodelpokin 

a turtlehead more of the oval cylindrical shape color and texture of the popular snack cake protruding from the anus prior to full evacuation of ones colon...especially when " GOTTA GO BAD"
Dude you gotta find a rest room or patch of woods .I got a serious " yodelpokin" thats going to turn into a "ringdingdanglin" in my pants if we dont find one quick
yodelpokin by Ronski January 19, 2010

queer gear

Gay males "manpurse" also referred to as" fudge luggage"gay attache'"penispokin packaging""sausage suitcase"
He has got to be gay look at that queer gear he is carrying
queer gear by ronski January 19, 2010

Custard Hut 

The sweet sensational multifunctional womens "Patch of Grass, Fork in the Road, Box lunch at the Y, Coochie. Cookie, Vagina, Etc"
Sam, Courtney sure is hot. I'll say, I'd deffinately like to have dessert and munch out at her Custard Hut. MmMm Yummy!
Custard Hut by Ronski April 7, 2008

yodelpokin 

a perfect stout almost black fecis mini log (compared to the famous snack cake) slightly protruding from the anxious anus waiting to be unleashed from ones turd tunnel
Jake,find a rest stop,diner with a bathroom ,or a secluded patch of woods... I've got a major YODELPOKIN..!!!
yodelpokin by ronski January 12, 2008
ladies shoes that have f...me written all over them, often accented by fine pedicure, kinky nylons,hosiery,occasional ankle bracelet,sometimes dangling off the foot while legs crossed with short skirt at the office or in public places.
ashley shure looks good today...think she is looking for the balogna pony with those domeshoes she has on.
domeshoes by ronski December 31, 2007