mattjob

The propensity for an individual to use the number 69 in any and all situations possible.

Wow, does he know any other number besides “69”?That guy is a real mattjob.

by DutchIV March 23, 2021

muttjob

when a dog suck your dick

ive been training fidos jaw for a stronger muttjob

by mutt friend March 22, 2021

Mattjoo

a very angered and cheap young man. will buy you a small mcflurry if he owes you $5. he likes black girls and has very bad social skills especially on the phone.

kyle: "heyy.. ummm what are you doing?"
jerrod: "just sitting at my house"
kyle:"well.... can.. i come... over?
jerrod: kyle stop being a fucking mattjoo and learn how to talk to people."

"hey you can just buy me a mcflurry instead of paying the $5 you owe me." ok ummm can i have.. a small mcflurry? "wow way to be a fucking mattjoo and buy me a $2 mcflurry."

by dr. chongs assistant December 7, 2009

Mattjoo

When you have interracial sex while constantly interrupting with akward phrases like "sooo, how does it feel?" and "um, should i go harder? Softer?" You then finish by writing about your experience in the school newspaper.

Matt:"hey, am I doing OK?"
Erin:"matt, can you please just shut up and pink sock me?"
Matt:"well, I guess, but what if-"
*Erin puts bag over Matt's head*

Mattjoo

by dr. chong December 9, 2009

Matjob

When a girl rubs your penis from outside of your pants.

Stacey came over but she only gave me a Matjob :(

by Jsizzle November 25, 2014

MattRob

This wicked, sterling, crackerjack of a human specimen is one of a kind. Like coffee, he can be hot or cold but he is very rarely luke warm. Having the powers bestowed on him from the Disc Golf Gods he is a supreme force to be reckoned with on any course. Being very, super, extremely smart gives him a keen eye for the arts and a child like whimsy when it comes to creating his own masterpieces. With all his wonder MattRob is still a down to earth approachable dude, so don’t wait to say hi and introduce yourself.

I had a great time playing disc golf today but I did not win since I was playing against MattRob.

by MattRob November 23, 2021