Mattjoo
a very angered and cheap young man. will buy you a small mcflurry if he owes you $5. he likes black girls and has very bad social skills especially on the phone.
kyle: "heyy.. ummm what are you doing?"
jerrod: "just sitting at my house"
kyle:"well.... can.. i come... over?
jerrod: kyle stop being a fucking mattjoo and learn how to talk to people."
"hey you can just buy me a mcflurry instead of paying the $5 you owe me." ok ummm can i have.. a small mcflurry? "wow way to be a fucking mattjoo and buy me a $2 mcflurry."
jerrod: "just sitting at my house"
kyle:"well.... can.. i come... over?
jerrod: kyle stop being a fucking mattjoo and learn how to talk to people."
"hey you can just buy me a mcflurry instead of paying the $5 you owe me." ok ummm can i have.. a small mcflurry? "wow way to be a fucking mattjoo and buy me a $2 mcflurry."
Mattjoo by dr. chongs assistant December 7, 2009
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chonk
$25
still based
$25
unc
$25
baddie
$25
bop
$25
himbo
$25
weeb
$25
normie
$25
stoner
$25
got dressed today
$25
iykyk
$25
pookie
$25
goober
$25
tomboy
$25
feen
$25
goated
$25
still based
$32.95
baddie
$32.95
bop
$32.95
unc
$32.95
himbo
$32.95
weeb
$32.95
normie
$32.95
stoner
$32.95
got dressed today
$32.95
jorts weather
$32.95
iykyk
$32.95
pookie
$32.95
goober
$32.95
tomboy
$32.95
feen
$32.95
goated
$32.95
still based
$50
baddie
$50
bop
$50
unc
$50
himbo
$50
weeb
$50
normie
$50
stoner
$50
got dressed today
$50
iykyk
$50
pookie
$50
goober
$50
tomboy
$50
feen
$50
goated
$50
still based
$29.95
unc
$29.95
himbo
$29.95
weeb
$29.95
normie
$29.95
stoner
$29.95
got dressed today
$29.95
iykyk
$29.95
pookie
$29.95
goober
$29.95
tomboy
$29.95
feen
$29.95
goated
$29.95
demon time
$32.95
boo fucking hoo
$32.95
boo'd up
$32.95
i'm dead
$32.95
vampire hours
$50
spoopy
$29.95
boo
$29.95
goblin mode
$50
fighting demons
$50
batshit
$32.95
touching grass today
$32.95
touching grass today
$50