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This wicked, sterling, crackerjack of a human specimen is one of a kind. Like coffee, he can be hot or cold but he is very rarely luke warm. Having the powers bestowed on him from the Disc Golf Gods he is a supreme force to be reckoned with on any course. Being very, super, extremely smart gives him a keen eye for the arts and a child like whimsy when it comes to creating his own masterpieces. With all his wonder MattRob is still a down to earth approachable dude, so don’t wait to say hi and introduce yourself.
I had a great time playing disc golf today but I did not win since I was playing against MattRob.
MattRob by MattRob November 23, 2021
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mattrosexual 

a person who is metrosexual, but tries to hide his connections with the metro community by calling others gay. a mattrosexual may be inclined to roll up his shirt sleeves to try and show off his "guns", or refuse to wear his hair naturally. mattrosexuals seem tough and asshole-like on the outside, but they really just need some lovin'.
have you seen mr. smoliga lately? what a mattrosexual.
mattrosexual by annonnymooouss September 22, 2005

mathtrobation 

Stroking your ego with self serving rationalizations in the face of undeniable mathematical proof to the contrary.
Karl Rove's prolonged display of mathtrobation was a pathetic attempt to argue Mitt Romney could/would win Florida when it was determined numerically he could not.
mathtrobation by czoggit11 November 19, 2012

mastroblazing 

Dude I was mastroblazing last night.

Mattrossman 

When your friend comes over and falls asleep sitting up on your couch and snores like a whore in church.
He came over and just did a whole mattrossman .
Mattrossman by Hot cherry pie37 October 17, 2018
The propensity for an individual to use the number 69 in any and all situations possible.
Wow, does he know any other number besides “69”?That guy is a real mattjob.
mattjob by DutchIV March 23, 2021

Mathrobics 

Doing things with math to bend numbers say what you want.
My stupid brother is broke but he uses mathrobics to make himself look rich on paper.
Mathrobics by Vato-Electric August 15, 2022
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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