MattRob

This wicked, sterling, crackerjack of a human specimen is one of a kind. Like coffee, he can be hot or cold but he is very rarely luke warm. Having the powers bestowed on him from the Disc Golf Gods he is a supreme force to be reckoned with on any course. Being very, super, extremely smart gives him a keen eye for the arts and a child like whimsy when it comes to creating his own masterpieces. With all his wonder MattRob is still a down to earth approachable dude, so don’t wait to say hi and introduce yourself.

I had a great time playing disc golf today but I did not win since I was playing against MattRob.

MattRob by MattRob November 23, 2021

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mattrosexual

a person who is metrosexual, but tries to hide his connections with the metro community by calling others gay. a mattrosexual may be inclined to roll up his shirt sleeves to try and show off his "guns", or refuse to wear his hair naturally. mattrosexuals seem tough and asshole-like on the outside, but they really just need some lovin'.

have you seen mr. smoliga lately? what a mattrosexual.

mattrosexual by annonnymooouss September 22, 2005

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mathtrobation

Stroking your ego with self serving rationalizations in the face of undeniable mathematical proof to the contrary.

Karl Rove's prolonged display of mathtrobation was a pathetic attempt to argue Mitt Romney could/would win Florida when it was determined numerically he could not.

mathtrobation by czoggit11 November 19, 2012