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mattathias 

A pretty good guy who gets emotional only when he is alone. Has a rough past but a good future. Likes to fix things and has a big heart and good mind. Lucky animal is a wolf and is good in the bedroom. Will get on ur nerves, and is slightly over confident.
He is such a mattathias!
mattathias by jviyfuygb;inog6yv October 8, 2016
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Matthiassen 

Het zeggen van dat je iets gaat uitvoeren maar dan dat je het niet doet, en dat het lijkt alsof je het wel doet.
Hey jongens, ik ga vandaag het verslag voor school afmaken en Matthiassen.
Hey jongens, ik ga vandaag doen alsof ik wat doe maar ik ga niks doen.
Matthiassen by GeenStrijder January 5, 2018

Matthias Helvar 

one fine man. all men wanna be him and all women want him so wherever he goes he gets that special tingling sensation in his head. he thinks hes just an average guy which makes all girls swoon just by hearing his name. twice as awesome as chuck norris, no more needed.
matthias just one-upped chuck!!!!!

i wish i was matthias

that matthias is my idol
matthias by chuckworshipper October 6, 2010
Knowing a Matthias will bring great joy to your life. They are the funniest people in the crowds, you hardly can find him standing alone even for a single minute. All your friends and family will love him. When you look at him you want to be with him, closer and closer. There is no escape from his cute smile, it will follow you into your dreams. Matthias is the warmest person and highly sensitive. He has the hottest body, tenderest touch and is the greatest kisser of the universe. However, if you hurt him, he cannot forgive easily. Sometimes it takes him years to find a way back to love and trust. He has the most loyal and most patient friends who give him and his love their strongest support. He always likes playing like all men do. You should be told; the borders of his playground are far beyond your imagination. Playing in his wild and crazy game with him will surely pull you into a tough yet terrific adventure. But you will look back onto your new experiences with pride and big joy, because you know he loves you and cares for you and you’ll collect stories to tell your friends and grandchildren, that will make them laugh with you and maybe inspires them. Matthias will honour your courage and prefers your honesty over your sense of humour, especially when it comes to kidding him. You will never regret loving him, because he cares and doesn’t let anybody else getting so very deep into his heart.
Watch out to find a Matthias, you’ll enjoy dancing through hell with him. He’ll add the brightest colours to your life, bringing games, excitement and fun.
Matthias by me-of-course February 3, 2022
The guy that is calm and collected but still can be crazy, He likes good movies and good music. He can relate to a lot of people. He is very understanding and a good listener. He has his dorky side but it's comforting to some people. He also likes to be outside, not inside of his house.
Oh that Matthias He's such an awesome fella.
Matthias by ThatGuy2315642132 December 9, 2010

Matthias Moment 

There are two types of Matthias moment, just like there are two types of diabetes.

A 'Type 1' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really mean/rash towards someone.

A 'Type 2' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really creepy/seedy towards someone.
Type 1 - "Oh I was such a prick to David. That was such a Matthias moment, Type 1"

Type 2 - "Oh I had such a Matthias moment, Type 2, with Matt; he said 'In you go baby!'"
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