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Matt A

Matt A is an amazing person and God's gift to your life! He will cheer you up anytime and he's good at it too. He is a person you can be around and not get too annoyed with (most of the time at least). I think the only thing that this person needs to work on is time management. besides that, he's a spectacular monkey!
He also works out a lot and loves eating food as well.
He is also besties with Matt P and they both love each other
Me: Hey, have you seen Matt A?
MB: No, why?
Me: He said he would meet me here.
MB: when?
Me: um, let's see... *checks time* *jaw drops* "It was supposed to be about 5 hours ago".
MB: bruh what?!

*car drives in parking lot* * they both look up and look at the car*
Me: who is tha... are you kidding me?!
MB: what?
Me: It's Matt A.
*Matt A walks out of the car with a huge smile on his face*
Me: what are you smiling about?
Matt A: I'm so happy I made it here on time!
Me: no you didn't, look at the time you are 5 hours late!
Matt A: No look I said this time......Oh my bad, I read that wrong.
Me: you're lucky you are a great person!
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Folks make sure you work on your time managment so you don't end up in Matt A's situation!

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by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 2, 2023
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Matt-a-tois

Having engaged in sexual acts with 3 different men named Matt at the same time.
"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."
by mattislaw April 4, 2009
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Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)

A sexual act in which two black males place three hot dogs in an ice cube tray (two residing on one half of the tray and one on the other) after which a gallon of apple juice is poured and frozen.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.
Girl 1: Why are you so tired today
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"
by Atomicmonkey2 December 12, 2010
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A Matt

Describing a bad/clueless player that thinks they're doing good, even though they are completely useless.
by DisDaSing December 25, 2011
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Pulling a Matt

"Pulling a Matt" means reading off of a poster, sign, photo collage, billboard, back of a car, or any other means of signage or media et al, as you attempt to pretend that you know about the subject you are discussing.
AJ: Hey Minags, look at that twin turbo dual valve 3000 GT special XT edition.

Minags: Oh shut up AJ, you're just reading off the back of the car. Stop Pulling a Matt
by Xenu3123 June 17, 2009
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matt is a alien

Matt is a alien and hen is hear to take over the world
Matt is a Alien

Signed by Finnadrip and LilBlac
by He is a Alien September 20, 2018
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pulling a matt

a young mexican man eating a taco out of another man's ass.
Matt cast was pulling a matt when he ate a taco out of someone's ass.

Oh wow you gay Mexican the only time you come around is when there is tacos
by ataturk🏳️‍🌈🌮 December 13, 2019
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