Maths teacher 

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

Maths teacher by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023

Shabaans mAths teacher 

A sick maths teacher tall and buff, very smart. some say he is smarter than shabaan Khan and alama spinx but nobody will know. his name has nigerian origins and means river of blessing. He is a blessing to our maths class, but not when he sets maths homework tut tut. one question well never know about sir is how many lebron jam he has on toast for breakfast.

shabaans mAths teacher is teaching us period 5 browny.
nah g he aint

yeah he is why you lying

i aint shush

Shabaans mAths teacher by shabaan did not write this October 21, 2021

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams 

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

Math Teacher Audit 

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.

Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

Math Teacher Audit by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022

Math Teacher 

A male or female teacher who makes your life a living hell, ruins your year, and smiles at you while doing it.

Student: Bruh my math teacher just ruined my life.
Teacher: Im giving extra homework to all talkers.
Student: Fuck.

Math Teacher by Bbg_Shae September 18, 2019

Math Teacher 

A person who failed english.

Our asian math teacher could not speak english so he became a math teacher.

Math Teacher by Kamuela April 1, 2009

Math Teacher 

A person (although you may doubt that they're actually human at times), hired and paid to torture young children between the ages of 7-18, usually using creative and meaningless methods you will forget instantaneously after the torture session and never have to use again in your life. This will occur in a special section of Hell labeled "School", where you will also be subjected to various other attempts to steal your mental stability; although math class is most certainly the one you have to be most wary of.

Administration: "What methods of torture do you have planned for today, Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert evil sounding name here*?
Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert same evil sounding name used above here*: "I was thinking of Pre-Calc and maybe a sprinkle of algebra and geometry to really get them crying"
Administration: "Sounds like a fantastic idea! Remember though, make sure to assign more homework to them than you actually have to just to make sure that their stress is at an all time high! We wouldn't want to get one-upped by the psychiatric ward like we did last time."

Math Teacher by KaiBoi_Senpai November 16, 2020