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Math Teacher Audit 

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.
Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

Math Teacher 

A male or female teacher who makes your life a living hell, ruins your year, and smiles at you while doing it.
Student: Bruh my math teacher just ruined my life.
Teacher: Im giving extra homework to all talkers.
Student: Fuck.
Math Teacher by Bbg_Shae September 18, 2019

Math Teacher 

Our asian math teacher could not speak english so he became a math teacher.
Math Teacher by Kamuela April 1, 2009

Math Teacher 

A person (although you may doubt that they're actually human at times), hired and paid to torture young children between the ages of 7-18, usually using creative and meaningless methods you will forget instantaneously after the torture session and never have to use again in your life. This will occur in a special section of Hell labeled "School", where you will also be subjected to various other attempts to steal your mental stability; although math class is most certainly the one you have to be most wary of.
Administration: "What methods of torture do you have planned for today, Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert evil sounding name here*?
Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert same evil sounding name used above here*: "I was thinking of Pre-Calc and maybe a sprinkle of algebra and geometry to really get them crying"
Administration: "Sounds like a fantastic idea! Remember though, make sure to assign more homework to them than you actually have to just to make sure that their stress is at an all time high! We wouldn't want to get one-upped by the psychiatric ward like we did last time."
Math Teacher by KaiBoi_Senpai November 16, 2020

Math Teacher 

A person with the sole purpose to make your life and education more difficult - often causing mental and in some extreme cases physical illnesses.
Student: Hi Math Teacher, how are you doing?
Math Teacher: Hello y/n, I see that you are enjoying your day, let me just ruin it really quick <3
Math Teacher by baddestbytch February 26, 2020

Math Teacher 

"No on loves you Mrs. Johnson you stupid fucking pig of a math teacher"
Math Teacher by Gay69er March 24, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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