math boy 

Doer of math;
Unable to integrate with society. Only with functions of x.

<lordpie> Life sucks so much right now. It seems I'm spending all of it doing math.
<Rosti_LFC> You are "Math Boy"
<Rosti_LFC> Doer of math
<Rosti_LFC> Unable to integrate with society. Only with functions of x

math boy by barrywhite444 December 22, 2007

boy math 

The mathematics behind committing literal financial crimes. Typically boy math can refer to crypto scams, NFTs, or tax evasion.

Did you hear about the Silicon Valley Bank fiasco?
Yeah, that's was some serious boy math.

boy math by boymather November 17, 2023

Boy Math 

The dummy or silly logic used by half-geeky males or semi-innumerates, who think that they are getting a good deal or making a smart move from their decision or action—their faux or fuzzy logic, or bigly calculations or guesstimations, often makes them a figure of fun.

Boy math is using a dollar bill as a bookmark that costs two bucks.
Boy math is driving two hours to and fro to save twenty bucks.
Boy math is buying indexed-funds hoping to retire prematurely.

Boy Math by Numerati December 18, 2024

Math Boyfriend 

Is someone you clearly aren't dating in real life and you clearly aren't dating to help you in math class (for you are definitely the intelligent one of the two). A math boyfriend is someone you are using just to give you the much needed attention you are lacking and to give you the idea of actually being in a relationship, in which there is seriously no commitment. Basically making you a needy douche.

You: "Oh hey math boyfriend!" (Hugs) "I really missed you!"
Math Boyfriend: "Hey...so how do you do number seventeen on the last set?"

Math Boyfriend by zclotr March 22, 2011

Mathboy 

Mathboy is the iPhone App Store's best customer because every time a game is released he buys it before anyone else and "cracks" it, this cracking takes the form of running a readily available program on his newly purchased app and adding his 'name' to fllename before uploading it to a file sharing site. Presumably he does this because he likes to imagine thousands of thieves think he is somehow cool. They don't care, they just want free stuff.

When I finally track down Mathboy IRL I will shove his jailbroken iPhone up his ass sideways.

Mathboy by TheIdiotsAreWinning February 13, 2010

MathBoy23 

Not even distantly funny. A sarcastic loser. What a noob, seriously.

MathBoy23 took 4 hours to solve one problem. I did it in 4 minutes.

-literally everyone

MathBoy23 by TrustMeIAmGood July 26, 2019