Matalan 

A huge store that sells cack clothes and minor furniture for brilliant prices. People often deny shopping in Matalan, though members of Goldie Lookin Chain promote it.

See also Matalan Crew

"Haha! you got that from Matalan!"
"No i never"
"Yeah you did the labels hangin out!"

Matalan by Drinkup July 19, 2005

Matalan Melt 

A regular melt that wears attire from the budget shop Matalan

No you don't you bellend special branch Matalan Melt cunt

Matalan Melt by Sameface Danny May 6, 2017

Matalan Crew 

Mostly teenagers, illiterate 40 some-things and retards who cannot give you correct change. They usually waste time taking extra long breaks in the staff room and stand around talking on the shop floor, or even on the tills, about who fingered who in the stock room earlier that day.

Customer 1: They dont have this in my size
Customer 2: Ask a Matalan Crew member
Customer 1: Excuse me do you have this in a 12?

Crew Member: I'll go check

(2 seconds later)

Crew member: We dont have it
Customer 1: You didn't even check I just saw you
Crew Member: If you're going to be arsey with me I just wont help you

Matalan Crew by POPEYE.-) July 7, 2010

Matalyn

Matalyn's are the most beautiful, kind, loving, and all around perfect girls on the face of the planet. They tend to come into people's lives and change them for ever after meeting in odd ways.

Wow, that girl is absolutely gorgeous. She must be a Matalyn.

Matalyn by matylover97;) January 14, 2013

matawan ceiling hobos 

These people have been here long before all the normies they were responsible for the creation of matawan and the matawan Aberdeen middle school all u matawan needs should thank them because they are responsible for the shitty state yall live in

Danm bro I threw a whole band worth of money at the matawan Aberdeen middle school ceiling thanking the matawan ceiling hobos (that everyone knows lives up there)

matawan ceiling hobos by I know sll December 21, 2021

matawan

Place in central New Jersey that has residents of various types (whites, italians, blacks, puertoricans, jews, asians,and many illegal mexicans. Some people claim its a boring town, but theres actually some places to hang out. The school system is whatever you make it out to be, but overall it sucks. Matawan Regional High School (MRHS) prides itself on its superior sports teams. The town is a breeding place for upcoming skaters, football players, and baseball players.

1st Dude: Matawan sucks. theres nothing to do!
2nd Dude: You dumbass, you probably never leave the house and do anything. Matawan has things to offer, skating sites, bball courts, and strathmore! How about being thankful for what your town has, you ass?!

matawan by t-hawkskaterofnj December 10, 2006

matatan 

Someone who has is of respect and everyone looks up to as being the man. Un tipo que se la sabe todo en la calle, pero seguramente no paso del noveno grado.

"Diablo loko, javier taba rapando con xiomara, y la mama lo agarro. Cuando ese tipo vio a la mama se volo del segundo piso y no se rompio ni un hueso"....."ese si e un MATATAN"

matatan by bksgre8st March 31, 2005