masturbyrious 

a portmanteau of masturbate and mysterious
a person who masturbates mysteriously i.e. hidden behind bushes or locked in a room so that others wont know

"hey, wheres andy?"
"probably upstairs, masturbyrious little bitch"

masturbyrious by cyrusy March 25, 2024

masturbatious 

adj. - An unattainable woman of strong sexual allure, or a woman seen from afar, and subjected to a brief, intense focus of lustful thought without any serious consideration to pursue.

The word is a combination of the words "masturbate" and "delicious" to imply a woman of sufficient attractiveness to induce masturbation, as a consequence of her lack of availability

"Dude check out that chick, she is totally masturbatious. I can't wait to go home either with or without her"

masturbatious by Philip Thomas June 29, 2008

Masturbatious 

To have the aire of masturbation, to look like a masturbator.

My, you're looking very masturbatious tonight

Masturbatious by Nep1229 October 13, 2008

Ambidextro-masturbatious

The ability to masturbate with both hands.

Hey, i used my left hand today, im ambidextro-masturbatious!

Ambidextro-masturbatious by FireCrotch October 17, 2012

Masturbatious 

the act of master baiting to a hot woman you just saw on the streets

"That is one totally masturbatious chick, I can't wait to get home with or without her"

Masturbatious by ThePizzaDeliveryMan June 29, 2008