master baker

The epitome of being Nick Baker. To be completely baked out, being THE nick baker, and banging random girls. Also, wishing to bang random random girls. Sometimes, being home all alone and wishing you were banging random girls.

He just master bakered that hoe.

by THE Nick Baker December 31, 2008

master baker

a baker or pastry chef that masturbates

bob: wow, that guy is masturbating into a donut

cindy lou: he must be a master baker

bob: masturbater?

cindy lou: no, a master baker

llama: baaa!!!

by kiki maleki October 8, 2011