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one of a kind jawn from jersey

loves salami sandwizhes (don’t forget the vinegar) dont blow my shi

what that mel
u moke?
Did you see that massyel over there?
massyel by demuree December 23, 2024
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A cute, brilliant, smart, and beautiful person, inside and out. You can trust her always, and she will be always for you. Even you don´t look for her, no matter how busy you are, she will gift you at least 5 mins every day.

The best person you can meet ever will be named Massiel.

Always care about be good looking, fresh and be ready for anything day by day.
Massiel is a very fun person, she will always share with you what she likes, ask for your opinion, play with you and when topic is serious, she can be serious enough and support you.

The most important thing is that shw will always be with you, no matters what...

If there is a Massiel in your life, you are a real lucky person.
(cute) massiel
Massiel by XnurBrunX March 7, 2017
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Massiel is a Spanish pop singer who was born in Madrid, Spain in 1947. She won the Eurovision song contest with the song "La, la, la". She beat the British pop singer Cliff Richard's and his song "Congratulations".
Massiel is a very good singer
Massiel by scared pan August 13, 2019
Massiels are really beautiful , sexy ,and very exotic.She is a fun girl to chill with and loves to have a good time, you can almost always find them in a good mood and everyone loves her. She's takes care of herself and always smells good and dresses fresh from head to vagina to toe. She typically has a nice ass.hince why her name is mASSiel. Massiel's look very innocent on the outside but once you get to know their hidden side , you figure out they are the freakiest and sexiest women you will find .
Boy: hey braaah, I met this girl named massiel and she's. Like super sexy! And exotic ! She's so innocent and sweet but maaan I dated her and daaamn bruh ! Her lap dances are bomb, the way she licks them soft lips will make you crazy, She'll ride you like a horse , she'll suck you like a popsicle! She'll make u so horny you might even finger yourself in the ass ! And talking about asses have u seen that ass she got! Damn..massiel..mhhhmm
Massiel by suckmybigblackcockmommy February 7, 2012

mossyelena

one sexy swaggy girl who runs a very funny tiktok account

they also like anime, mostly AOT
yooo @mossyelena is so sexy! I want them to have my kids
mossyelena by pow chow chicken March 13, 2021
a man with the hugest cock ever, he's a huge weeb but still works out every day. His bench is around 200 pounds and his figure is similar to a bodybuilder. He's a genius with incredible sex appeal. he is nonchalant and his favorite quote is probably "it izz what it izz"
OMG his name is massyl, he must have a huge cock!!
massyl by ilbbbc November 22, 2021
A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.
Stop being such a Massel.

Massseellll Masssellll Masssellll.

Masseltov.
Massel by Rob July 14, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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