Massel 

A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.

Stop being such a Massel.

Massseellll Masssellll Masssellll.

Masseltov.

Massel by Rob July 14, 2004

Massiel 

A cute, brilliant, smart, and beautiful person, inside and out. You can trust her always, and she will be always for you. Even you don´t look for her, no matter how busy you are, she will gift you at least 5 mins every day.

The best person you can meet ever will be named Massiel.

Always care about be good looking, fresh and be ready for anything day by day.
Massiel is a very fun person, she will always share with you what she likes, ask for your opinion, play with you and when topic is serious, she can be serious enough and support you.

The most important thing is that shw will always be with you, no matters what...

If there is a Massiel in your life, you are a real lucky person.

(cute) massiel

Massiel by XnurBrunX March 7, 2017

Paul Massey 

A 6ft 9inc unit that if any man came across would absolutely shit them self. He roams the maths corridors destroying anything in his path.He is also a lady's man with the eyes of an angle that anyone women would get lost in and automatically full in love with.His street name is Big Shlong and is the most feared MC in the business.

OH SHIT Paul Massey's coming skidadle

Paul Massey by Lady's Man Sam February 6, 2020

Marsela 

She is very passionate and will do anything for her family, friends & one that is in a relationship with her. She is a good influence and bad. She treats people the way they treat her. If you ever find a marsela or meet a marsela if you're related or in a relationship with marsela well you're a lucky person, she is so rare that many others will try to take her away from each other and even fight for her,she is thicc and skinny and very beautiful she is perfect and she is easily attracted to anybody with humor, respectful, kind, she doesn't care what you are or look like, your age or height or weight she will always love you for you. If you come across a marsela be sure to never let her leave your side, keep her!!

Marsela is my soulmate.

I'll never find no one like Marsela.

Marsela is the best.

Marsela by Bill thireds April 17, 2019

flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

flexible container of Massengill by Telephony May 4, 2013

Massiel 

Massiel is a Spanish pop singer who was born in Madrid, Spain in 1947. She won the Eurovision song contest with the song "La, la, la". She beat the British pop singer Cliff Richard's and his song "Congratulations".

Massiel is a very good singer

Massiel by scared pan August 13, 2019

Marsella 

A beautiful girl that acts herself no matter what people say and she enjoys everyone (besides the ones that annoy her, but she acts like she likes them anyway). Also, Marsella is a really good singer.

Jake: "hey, have you seen how cute Marsella is?"
Jacob: "Yeah, I wish I could date her,"

Marsella by Sistematiccheezit August 15, 2017