when you
masturbate at least 16 times a day, on the hour, every hour
and sometimes at 30 mins past the hour.
rumours claim that Massmasturbation can cause blind
people to regain their sight
(if theres any blind
people reading this im not saying its true, believe me iv tried)
ted : did you hear about
blind eric?
ted's imaginary friend : no, what happened?
ted : apparently he was on his 13th massmasturbation of the day when his eyes grew back! the
doctor claimed it was a case of massmiracle