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Massaoud is js simply him.Hes an Athlete and js gets on top
Massaoud is simply him
Massaoud by Somebody16362 November 20, 2023
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Massaoud is just simply him
Massaoud by Somebody16362 November 20, 2023
He’s an athlete and simply him
Massaoud is js him
Massaoud by Somebody16362 November 20, 2023

Ahmed Shah Massoud 

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.
Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.
Massoud is a beautiful Egyptian man with a nice cute Jordanian girlfriend. He has a crap ton of friends and always depends on his homie Balooshi. Massoud's favourite hobbies are football and playing video games like league of legends and cs:go.
Holy crap it's the coolest guy in Sharjah Massoud I need to get his autograph.
Massoud by Massoud's friend November 26, 2018
The baddest bitch west of the Mississippi..

One who is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
Damn did you see Massoud, he’s a bad bitchhhhh!
Massoud by Massoud’s #1 Fan November 22, 2021

Messaoud Boulassel 

God isn't dead, just look at Messaoud Boulassel and say that you're an atheist, you can't
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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