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Massassi 

The Massassi temple, (see: addiction) a place of eternal torment and elbow-licking (see: soul-stealing). The Massassi temple is home to some of the most deranged individuals ever seen in the internet.
"Hear that? That is the wailing of massassians who have sold their souls to star wars. Alas, they are forever lost and every bit of humanity has been torn from their minds."
Massassi by Astaroth March 27, 2003

cock assassian 

a female/male that is riddled with sexual diseaeses, and that prays on unsespecting individuals cocks to give them their diseases and eventually makes your cock fall off.(like a vampire but without the blood)
yuk, mum get off my cock,your a fukin cock assassian.
cock assassian by trezzin September 26, 2006

Massassi 

A place where the sould of dead nerds go to be eternally tortured.
Go to Massassi.

And the Lord said to those on his left, "I knowest thou not, goest thou to Massassi and suffer for all eternity.
Massassi by Steven March 2, 2003

massassi 

A place of eternal torment and suffering for your soul.
And the Lord shall say to those on his left, "I know thee not, goest thou to MASSASSI and have suffering everlasting."
massassi by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Massassi 

Race who once lived on Yavin IV according to the Star Wars universe. Little else is known about them. They built many temples which the Rebel Alliance used in the time of the Galactic Civil War. Think this is nerdy? Guess it is.
Alas, the Massassi are no more; an extinct race.
Massassi by anonymous January 2, 2004

assassian 

one who kills for fun/money
me
assassian by tru KillA July 22, 2003
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