maspiration

inspiration for masturbation

she isn't just my wife,she's my maspiration

by jalmighty March 5, 2015

Maskinations

Contortions that anti-vaxxers go through to comply with mask mandates.

John's maskinations kept his mouth and nose exposed unless reprimanded by the flight attendant.

by Kat'O9 January 19, 2022

Mastication

Mastication is the process by which food is crushed by teeth. To chew.

Bob: Hey, can I masticate here?
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...

by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018

sado-mastication

The fixation or propensity to beat your food before or during eating it.

Sarah: Hey Marty I brought you home a cheeseburger.

Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!

While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!

by donkey shave January 30, 2010

manipulo-mastication

The skill of being able to detect a foreign item in your mouth, notably when found in food, and to manipulate it with the tongue, teeth and lips to eject it alone.

Adept manipulo-masticators compete by having meals together of food that has deliberately been adulterated with hair, small stones, pieces of pith, etc. The winner is the one who has collected the most items.

"When you spit at people, it's cool to have sufficient powers of manipulo-mastication to retain your chewing gum."

by mstclair68 December 9, 2012

Aspiration

The wet spot left in the seat of the chair after a long meeting.

When the meeting adjourned and everyone arose from their chairs, their aspiration was clearly visible on the plastic seats.

by BaptistMonk September 4, 2009

aspirationalist

Someone who aspires to be something/someone else.

Don drinks Peroni because he's an aspirationalist...he should be drinking Miller Lite cuz Peroni is out of his league.

by Pladset July 6, 2008