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Martucci Scale 

Scale for rating members of the opposite sex. The scale goes from -32 to 8. Negitive numbers being the number of beer/drinks it would take to hook up with a girl (with 32 set as the number you would die from alcohol poisoning). Positive numbers being the number of times you'd "do" him/her after it started hurting (8 being the number that IT falls off)
(Tucci scale for short)
Guy 1:Dude what's Kelly on the Martucci Scale?
Guy 2: -5, she's kind of a butterface.
Martucci Scale by tzoid1s September 3, 2007

amato martucci 

Amato martucci is a savage that doesn't give a fuck. And and kid that will grow up to be the next Wayne Gretzky. He will forever be a straight G
amato martucci by Amato January 27, 2017
Very strong italian last name. Mafia related.
the Martocci's are italian
martocci by Lindz G January 14, 2008

Popcorn ‘Poppy Flowers’ Matucci 

An infamous mafiosi kingpin operating in the Monterey Peninsula of California, who is actually, unbeknownst to law enforcement, a domestic white female rabbit with smoky grey ears and who is one of the wealthiest and most intelligent crime bosses, who has also continued to evade capture due to her stealthy and highly imaginative ability to lie low while living la dolce vita.
Popcorn ‘Poppy Flowers’ Matucci is the second bun-wife of the also infamous widowed crime boss, Maxie Bonanno; they’re combined net worth dwarfs that of all other known criminal networks, human and lagomorph, in the world.

marcucci 

a sexy italian girl who likes to fuck the koolaid man
damn look at that marcucci
i would do that marcucci
marcucci by werghhn January 6, 2008
She's a wonder woman... She's cute a lot... Such a lovely and shy woman. She's a precious treasure because of her intelligence and her big heart. But if you treat her bad you'll find an hurricane 'cause she's really strong. Mariuccia is a wonderful name and woman. That's it.
Judy: "I wish to be like her..."
Matt: "Like who?"
Judy: " Like Mariuccia... She's amazing!"
Mariuccia by Ginny Wheasley November 22, 2021