marcucci

a sexy italian girl who likes to fuck the koolaid man

damn look at that marcucci
i would do that marcucci

by werghhn January 6, 2008

amato martucci

Amato martucci is a savage that doesn't give a fuck. And and kid that will grow up to be the next Wayne Gretzky. He will forever be a straight G

Amato martucci is such a savage.

by Amato January 27, 2017

Martucci Scale

Scale for rating members of the opposite sex. The scale goes from -32 to 8. Negitive numbers being the number of beer/drinks it would take to hook up with a girl (with 32 set as the number you would die from alcohol poisoning). Positive numbers being the number of times you'd "do" him/her after it started hurting (8 being the number that IT falls off)
(Tucci scale for short)

Guy 1:Dude what's Kelly on the Martucci Scale?
Guy 2: -5, she's kind of a butterface.

by tzoid1s September 3, 2007

Mariuccia

She's a wonder woman... She's cute a lot... Such a lovely and shy woman. She's a precious treasure because of her intelligence and her big heart. But if you treat her bad you'll find an hurricane 'cause she's really strong. Mariuccia is a wonderful name and woman. That's it.

Judy: "I wish to be like her..."
Matt: "Like who?"
Judy: " Like Mariuccia... She's amazing!"

by Ginny Wheasley November 22, 2021

Martucci

A middle age country woman that has noodle hair and speaks french

Did you hear Martucci say "okaaaay?"

by 17294729172910271 February 15, 2019

Marcucciolo

Persona migliore del mondo. Poca autostima ma tanto egocentrismo. Cazzo che stile!!!!! E che gusti musicali!! Viene sempre definito molto carino e simpatico ma non rimorchia e sai perchè? Devi iniziare ad essere più stronzo quel coglione.

Marcucciolo ti scoperei

by g:(:g September 24, 2022

Marucci

Italian manosphere legend. An innovative and unsurpassed take on the redpill joining madness, simping, and paranoid autocontradictory beliefs.
The noun could even be distorted (e.g. Mariucci, Mariuzzi, Merlucci, etc) and used as a verb.

"Sharing my one-handed pushups on Instagram will lead me to be a billionaire. It's written in the stars"
"Damn, Mariucci maruccing again!"

by anonymous August 10, 2024