Whether she is comparing you to a mongoose or screaming about flying rats, Mariacarla is always ready for a laugh. No one is kinder of funnier or more outgoing than a Mariacarla. She’s kind of a privacy freak yet at the same time she loves to share about herself with you. She cares deeply about those that she loves and is super loyal. Mariacarla’s are usually exotic, specifically European. Anyone would be lucky to have a Mariacarla in their life.
1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.
1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"
2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."
Alright I was going for maraca man bc of what I did with a maraca back in the 90s but Yano what we’ll go with maracama don’t know what it means but that’s our name