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Marmasan 

The cheesy smegma that guys have on their helmets (bellends) when they don't wash their cocks regularly.

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GIRL:-'Ewwww what is that gross smell?'

GUY:-'What smell?'

GIRL:-'The wiff of cheese when you removed your pants!'

GUY:-'Errrrrr!!!, I don't know what you're talking about!!'

GIRL:-'Eeewwww, You have Marmasan!!!!!
Marmasan by foxyleelou July 19, 2012

Rusty Maraca 

A Rusty Maraca is the female version of a Rusty Trombone
After she got done giving me a rusty trombone i was inclined to give her a rusty maraca
Rusty Maraca by papercut05201 December 14, 2009

mariacarla 

Whether she is comparing you to a mongoose or screaming about flying rats, Mariacarla is always ready for a laugh. No one is kinder of funnier or more outgoing than a Mariacarla. She’s kind of a privacy freak yet at the same time she loves to share about herself with you. She cares deeply about those that she loves and is super loyal. Mariacarla’s are usually exotic, specifically European. Anyone would be lucky to have a Mariacarla in their life.
Where is Mariacarla? Oh she’s probably the one in the corner playing soccer like a boss.
mariacarla by Flying ratzzz November 12, 2020

poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.
"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."
poop marmalade by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

marmalade sandwich 

1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.
1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"

2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."
marmalade sandwich by village September 24, 2013

maracama 

Shlatts version of maracaman based off what he did with a maraca in 1999
Alright I was going for maraca man bc of what I did with a maraca back in the 90s but Yano what we’ll go with maracama don’t know what it means but that’s our name
maracama by Jaiiiiiindattttt February 16, 2021