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1. Canister rattles with handles originally made from gourds or rawhide and filled with beads, pebbles, seeds or the like Hand held and played in pairs
2. An important Cuban instrument, probably of African origin, pairs of gourds with pebbles or seeds inside that rattle when shaaken Maracas have the following stages of sound production: energy source: muscle vibrating element: pebbles or seeds resonating chamber: gourd.
My maracas don’t appear either!! (from the Mirmo! tv series)
MARACAS by ozgun September 15, 2006
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Sticky Maracas 

A sex act involving jizz covered balls gripped at the base and shaken to fling jizz at your partner.
"Don't let the cum on your balls go to waste, give me a sticky maracas all over my chest"
Sticky Maracas by captycapt November 13, 2020

Granny maracas 

"Phillip sent us all a snapchat of his junk, he has the fucking smallest granny maracas"
Granny maracas by arcticmunkii June 19, 2016

irish maracas 

When you drink a liquor drink and finish it before the ice melts, and shake your glass to let the bartender know you would like a refill.
Damn, there goes grandma shaking her Irish Maracas again. Somebody get her a drink.
irish maracas by NastyNate1969 April 29, 2019

Coffin Maracas 

When there is an earthquake and all the bodies in Coffins shake violently to make their loved ones do the Mexican shake
Guy 1: Hey is your house okay after the earthquake?

Guy 2 No but at least my neighborhood grave yard sounded like Coffin Maracas.
Coffin Maracas by Cavejoncen October 22, 2019

Mental Maracas 

When you shake your pill bottles like maracas.
Kayleigh: “Lily, look at my mental maracas!”

*shakes pill bottles*
Lily: “you freak.”
Mental Maracas by Kaw209 February 9, 2025

Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad 

Nethamer said "Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad"
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