markmeets 

Markmeets - (noun) a person who enjoys meeting and socializing with celebrities, often through attending events, seeking autographs, or taking pictures with them. The term is inspired by the YouTube show "The MarkMeets Show," where the host Mark Boardman provides snarky commentary on the latest celebrity news, including the antics of popular stars like Miley Cyrus, Ed Sheeran and Britney Spears.

Example: "Did you see Jessica's Instagram? She's such a MarkMeets, always posting pictures with famous people at red carpet events."

markmeets by Eddy Smithe April 4, 2023

mad capsule markets 

1.a name given to a distributor of Betaphenethylamine.
2.a japanese punk/J-rock band, originally started in '85 under the name of Berrie. The earlier mad material was basically hardcore punk with a melodic edge, until the release of the 1996 4 plugs, which was more rap metal and industrial inspired. the group are currently on hiatus and are working on solo projects.

1.alright mate, you got any Betaphenethylamine?
2.mad capsule markets are your new fave band.

mad capsule markets by KDB December 12, 2006

markeese 

A handsome young man, shy in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Have severally large genitals and is very useful with his tongue.

Wow Markeese I never got it like this.

markeese by Kxxx October 7, 2013

markees 

a guy who is sensitive on the inside,loves sports,shy at first but when you get to know him he's nice.

markees is an extremely sexy guy!

markees by raettany November 13, 2010

Mad Capsule Markets 

A very versatile band from Japan that actually sings most of their songs in English. They play so many different styles in their songs that it's hard to say exactly what kind of band they are. I'd say they lean mostly towards metal.

If you do a search for their mp3s, look for the songs

-Pulse
-Midi Surf
-Sunny Beach Road

Mad Capsule Markets by KPurschke July 30, 2004

markeesha 

A girl who seems uppity until you actually get to know her. She's very kind and respectful. She's girlfriend material. She is someone you could become friends with right away. She is very goofy and will laugh at anything. But she can be very spineless and heartless. If you hurt her you will become more hurt then she is after she says what she has to. Be careful with her she's also sensitive.

Markeesha is a very nice person.

markeesha by http101 November 27, 2014

marketspeak 

Ploy sometimes devised by corporations and entities both large and small to obfuscate, deceive, or otherwise mischaracterize their products or services. Is employed especially when company representatives are asked point-blank questions that can be easily answered but instead are vaguely redirected around.

National Milk Bank Website: "Helping to save critically ill babies, one donor at a time."

Caller to the National Milk Bank 800-number: "I need breast milk for my baby. You're a milk bank, so what do I need to do?"

National Milk Bank Representative: "We don't distribute the breast milk that's donated to us."

Caller: "Then who do you give the milk to?"

National Milk Bank Representative: "We sell it to Prolacta Bioscience."

Caller: "Oh I get it. When you say you're 'helping to save babies,' that's just marketspeak to dupe sympathetic women into donating milk to you so you can make money selling it to Prolacta. Thanks for the clarification!"

marketspeak by Mama Bear January 1, 2009