Markmeets - (noun) a person who enjoys meeting and socializing with celebrities, often through attending events, seeking autographs, or taking pictures with them. The term is inspired by the YouTube show "The MarkMeets Show," where the host Mark Boardman provides snarky commentary on the latest celebrity news, including the antics of popular stars like Miley Cyrus, Ed Sheeran and Britney Spears.
Example: "Did you see Jessica's Instagram? She's such a MarkMeets, always posting pictures with famous people at red carpet events."
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2.a japanese punk/J-rock band, originally started in '85 under the name of Berrie. The earlier mad material was basically hardcore punk with a melodic edge, until the release of the 1996 4 plugs, which was more rap metal and industrial inspired. the group are currently on hiatus and are working on solo projects.
2.a japanese punk/J-rock band, originally started in '85 under the name of Berrie. The earlier mad material was basically hardcore punk with a melodic edge, until the release of the 1996 4 plugs, which was more rap metal and industrial inspired. the group are currently on hiatus and are working on solo projects.
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A handsome young man, shy in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Have severally large genitals and is very useful with his tongue.
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Get the markeesha mug.Ploy sometimes devised by corporations and entities both large and small to obfuscate, deceive, or otherwise mischaracterize their products or services. Is employed especially when company representatives are asked point-blank questions that can be easily answered but instead are vaguely redirected around.
National Milk Bank Website: "Helping to save critically ill babies, one donor at a time."
Caller to the National Milk Bank 800-number: "I need breast milk for my baby. You're a milk bank, so what do I need to do?"
National Milk Bank Representative: "We don't distribute the breast milk that's donated to us."
Caller: "Then who do you give the milk to?"
National Milk Bank Representative: "We sell it to Prolacta Bioscience."
Caller: "Oh I get it. When you say you're 'helping to save babies,' that's just marketspeak to dupe sympathetic women into donating milk to you so you can make money selling it to Prolacta. Thanks for the clarification!"
Caller to the National Milk Bank 800-number: "I need breast milk for my baby. You're a milk bank, so what do I need to do?"
National Milk Bank Representative: "We don't distribute the breast milk that's donated to us."
Caller: "Then who do you give the milk to?"
National Milk Bank Representative: "We sell it to Prolacta Bioscience."
Caller: "Oh I get it. When you say you're 'helping to save babies,' that's just marketspeak to dupe sympathetic women into donating milk to you so you can make money selling it to Prolacta. Thanks for the clarification!"
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