Someone who is sculpted like an ancient god. Favorite drink is twink juice and favorite snack is a slice of pound cake with extra lemon drizzle. Got a head shaped like a brown organic free range chicken egg. He’s got the strength of a tsunami after an earthquake. Sneezes like a mouse and sometimes laughs with a “hehehe” instead of a “hahaha”. World traveler like a lost luggage and gets mistaken for an athlete on the daily.
by Marklou November 23, 2021
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