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The act of following a gay-kid around while he does stupid gay jumpy shit.. also known as parkour. While following him you try to look equally gay while attempting these flippy things.
@:hey man what you doing today
&:I'm gonna do some markour
@:Oh wow... you are a fag.
Markour by Blasar October 28, 2008
Holiday celebrated the 10th and 11th of December by the markourians. The creators are

Masha
Van Meighem and
Pilowlipopowow
It is the act of being gay or follow gay kids pretending to be as gay as them uwu
OMGG!!! It’s markourrr
Markour by Pilowlipopwpw February 5, 2022
hello this is yuk and it is bu,
yes it mean Markout can be marked out
Markout by Akarakama November 23, 2021

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