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mark off 

to call in sick to work, usually because of drinking, bad sex, good sex, feel like partying, or are just lazy, usually with a lame reason
Man i went to the club after breaking rocks all day. I figured whiskey would help my back. It sure did but I didnt get any Puss. I was so pissed i marked off the rest of the week. Ill mark off next week to if my back dont get any better, for now Ill take a drink
mark off by Jeff Dailey August 18, 2007
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lacking relevance; unrelated; unconnected.
My answer to the query does not seem to be off-mark.
off-mark by uttam maharjan July 26, 2011

Off the Mark 

A hilarious comic panel by Mark Parisi. Running from September 1987 to the present, Parisi has been making the cartoon since he was in his mid-twenties, and he's still going strong after more than 35 years. With more than 12,000 panels to look through, you'll never be bored again.
Off the Mark is so funny. I swear Mark Parisi never runs out of ideas.
Super badass last name that also means your the best.
Having the last name Markoff is badass.
Markoff by OzoneGame June 21, 2022

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026