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mariowned
Person 1: "I can't beat mario 64 damnit!!!!!"
Person 5: "MARIOWNED!!!"
Person 163: "You suckas got"
Person 7: "CHINESE!"
Bowser: "Mario!!!!!"
Me: "wnd!"
Person 5: "MARIOWNED!!!"
Person 163: "You suckas got"
Person 7: "CHINESE!"
Bowser: "Mario!!!!!"
Me: "wnd!"
mariowned by Insane Splitter May 8, 2005
marione
a person with a wonderful personality. would do anything to help the one she love and would never betray her friends. she also has many secrets that she only reveal to her most trusted friends
marione by ClatyrsNeko March 27, 2014
Testicle Marionette
The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
Testicle Marionette by ta4877 November 11, 2009
l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy
Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022
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Palmela Handerson
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