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mariowned
Person 1: "I can't beat mario 64 damnit!!!!!"
Person 5: "MARIOWNED!!!"
Person 163: "You suckas got"
Person 7: "CHINESE!"
Bowser: "Mario!!!!!"
Me: "wnd!"
Person 5: "MARIOWNED!!!"
Person 163: "You suckas got"
Person 7: "CHINESE!"
Bowser: "Mario!!!!!"
Me: "wnd!"
mariowned by Insane Splitter May 8, 2005
marione
a person with a wonderful personality. would do anything to help the one she love and would never betray her friends. she also has many secrets that she only reveal to her most trusted friends
marione by ClatyrsNeko March 27, 2014
Testicle Marionette
The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
Testicle Marionette by ta4877 November 11, 2009
l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy
Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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