Marconed 

to own, or show power over someone by using ones penis, and whipping it against ones face as means of punishment.

("M" is always capitalized)

Hey Glen, you just got Marconed

Marconed by John Mill March 27, 2008

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy 

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022

Marooned 

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.

Sorry I was late, i got marooned.

Marooned by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011

Marooned 

being completly high and/or drunk beyond any comprehension, in which communication with peers is completly lost and one finds it inpossible to do anything more than sit or lay down on a couch for an extended period of time, often times accompanied by psychadelic music.

me: yo look at pierce over there sittin on my couch, he's so fuckin marooned he doesn't even know where he is!

Marooned by pete Thay January 11, 2008

Marooned The 5 

Speaking in a very high voice, like how the guy in Maroon 5 sings.

Dude, you just marooned the 5 out of that one,

Marooned The 5 by WordyGirl96 February 26, 2011

Mardoned 

When your fully fucked from booze, blurred vision, slurred words, falling over, chundering.

Oh fuck James is gonna mardon.

Ahhh he’s mardoned.

Mardoned by Melodyjustsentmethis July 5, 2020

Marcosed

Victim of theft, robbery or scam. As in politics, victim of historical revisionism and lies.

I chose marcos as my president because of what I have seen in facebook, Youtube and Tiktok about the good thing about him but only to find out that he is a scam. I was MARCOSED!

Marcosed by TrollExtinguisher May 30, 2022