Marconed

to own, or show power over someone by using ones penis, and whipping it against ones face as means of punishment.

("M" is always capitalized)

Hey Glen, you just got Marconed

by John Mill March 27, 2008

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022

Marooned

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.

Sorry I was late, i got marooned.

by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011

Marooned

being completly high and/or drunk beyond any comprehension, in which communication with peers is completly lost and one finds it inpossible to do anything more than sit or lay down on a couch for an extended period of time, often times accompanied by psychadelic music.

me: yo look at pierce over there sittin on my couch, he's so fuckin marooned he doesn't even know where he is!

by pete Thay January 11, 2008

Marooned The 5

Speaking in a very high voice, like how the guy in Maroon 5 sings.

Dude, you just marooned the 5 out of that one,

by WordyGirl96 February 26, 2011

Mardoned

When your fully fucked from booze, blurred vision, slurred words, falling over, chundering.

Oh fuck James is gonna mardon.

Ahhh he’s mardoned.

by Melodyjustsentmethis July 5, 2020

Marcosed

Victim of theft, robbery or scam. As in politics, victim of historical revisionism and lies.

I chose marcos as my president because of what I have seen in facebook, Youtube and Tiktok about the good thing about him but only to find out that he is a scam. I was MARCOSED!

by TrollExtinguisher May 30, 2022