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mariostache

A stache that is very similar to Mario's stache.
Stalin has one helluva mariostache.
by Anonymous9Ball February 4, 2007
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machostache

a "handlebar" style mustache. This type of mustache, during the 1970's, was quite preferable among men of many different backgrounds; however, today, is rarely found to be worn by any other than White Trash type guys. (i.e. truck drivers, construction workers, cops, and almost all trailer park dwellers) Is often accompanied by long hair, dirty, greasy clothes, and netted baseball caps.
Is it my imagination, or did every guy at that last A.A. meeting have a machostache?
by RyGuy82 August 25, 2011
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marvestache ride

any and all complete passes made from the colts peyton manning to marvin harrison. especially when the completion is for a long gain.
may also be used as a nickname for marvin harrison.
most frequently used as a taunt in the form of the question, "who wants a marvestache ride?" directed towards a sports fan of the rival team that the colts are playing.
Oh snap Billy! did you see that huge touchdown pass? Who wants a Marvestache Ride?!
by collegeboy27 February 11, 2007
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machostache

handlebar mustache; most popular during the 1970's.
This is also at times referred to incorrectly as a molestache, although the most commonly understood definition of molestache is somewhat dubious; some consider it to be a form of peach fuzz, while others maintain that it can refer to any mustache that looks creepy.
Man, I swear, every single guy living in that trailer park has a machostache, even the very few who are not alcoholics with long hair.
by surly.no.1 August 21, 2011
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Marchstache

The month of March in which you shave your face, but keep growing a mustache for the entire month.
Friend 1: Bro are you stoked for Marchstache?

Friend 2: Gonna have the manliest mustache.
by [livelifeloud] December 5, 2011
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