Madisonville, Texas:
Population 8,500.
60%
White Caucasian
24% Latin American
14%
Black (African American)
02% Other
Commonly referred to as: "Madville", "Tha Ville", "Mustang Territory", "Po Dunk Texas", "Narnia".
A) A little Texas town, just barely big enough to call a city. Sits just off Interstate 45 between Dallas and Houston. Forms a drug city triangle with Bryan, Texas and Huntsville, Texas.
B) Also known as the Mushroom Capitol of Texas
C) Should be known as the
Meth Capitol of Texas
A) Person 1: "Yo
man, where da hell we at?"
Person 2: "Damn
man, I dunno, we in tha woods for sure though. Look at them
black folks riding horses down the highway!"
Person 1: "Well hell, that'
s pretty crazy. But hey, look at that sign over yonder mayne, says we'
re in Madisonville..."
B) "I went to this little old town called Madisonville for the Mushroom Festival... I was not entertained..."
C) Person 1: "Damn
nigga! Where'd all the drugs go!?"
Person 2: *looking around frantically for a second* "Well fuck
man, where'd I put them crock racks?"
Person 3: *coming through the back door with a bloody nose* "Hey bro, don't worry bout the drugs, I gotta guy out in Madisonville selling some meth for way cheap. Ya'll wanna make a quick pick up?"