Mariettes are one of the best friends ever, so if you have one, keep her close because she will rock your world! She is extremely nice, honest, trustworthy, and just pretty damn cool. Mariettes tend to be kind of awkward at times, which gives her that unique quirkiness that just puts a smile on your face and love her even more. Mariettes know when to be calm and trustworthy and know when to be fun and outrageous. She is cool to hang around during the day, but when it turns to night she is let loose and Mariettes can turn completely WILD! Mariettes are so intelligent and smart it's unbelievable, and she loves her books, reading 24/7. Mariettes are tall and have an amazing body and a beautiful face. Her eyes twinkle and her nose crinkles up when she smiles and her hair shines in the sunlight, making her basically irresistible.

Did you see Mariette today?! She looks wildly gorgeous!

Mariette by snowbug August 20, 2013

mariette

somebody who is really cool and is a hot piece of ass

1. mariette is hot
2. mariette has nice hair
3. mariette has good taste in music

mariette by mariette June 29, 2008

mariether escovilla

a Rockerchick who loves listening to rock music. but she's also a great dancer. and an awesome actress. her voice sounded like fefe dobson.

Jesse Mccartney: hey mariether, someones telling me that you have a big crush on me. is that true?
Mariether escovilla: Well, obviously yes because you are so hot!
Jesse Mccartney: oh I'm hot?! would you like to taste something?
Mariether Escovilla: like what?
Jesse Mccartney: My hard strong rockin' dick
Mariether Escovilla: Fuck You! you are so bastos! i don't like ya anymore!

mariether escovilla by aaron carter March 5, 2005

Mariette

Owner of the Largest Pee Pee on the planet

fuck man, i tried to sleep with Mariette but her penis was bigger then mine.

Mariette by gronkle May 13, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026