mardick

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a short guy with a small penis.

dude, that guy is a total mardick

mardick by creamyonionbrub April 28, 2019

Words you can keep

merdick

1. merman's dick
2. dick of a merman

"suck my merdick bitch" - said the merman to the hoes by the pool

merdick by the grainmaker March 15, 2008

Related Words

mardick • marnick • ManDick • maddick • mawdicker • Madick • mareicke • marick • macdick • Madickagical

Madickagical

1. A rather stupid way of spelling 'magical' when making a typo.
2. A rather perverted way of spelling 'magical'.
3. Something as magical as one's dick.
4. 'My dick jiggles' in polite language.
5. Something that is simply too awesome for words.

1. Harry Potter is a very madickagical book- Oh, wait. Oops. I meant to type magical!
2. Babe, you're so madickagical.
3. That thing is so cool.. It's almost as magical as my dick. I'm going to say it's madickagical.
4. Madickagical, if you know what I mean.
5. That is just.. Amazing. Awesome. Fantabulous. No, not fitting. It's.. It's.. It's madickagical!

Madickagical by Muw September 21, 2009

marick

verb - To fail badly at something, usually life or a big project, repeatedly.

guy 1: Okay guys,let's start up a <insert project here>
everyone else: Cool!

A few weeks later...

guy 1: Sorry guys, I don't have the time to do this anymore.
Everyone else: YOU'VE MARICK'D!

marick by mold July 31, 2006

Mardic

Mardic is a Youtuber who constantly makes Sonic the Hedgehog videos and attempts to make infinite lols in the process, whilst having about 3000 or so subscribers. He tries to make himself the most widely known voice actor for Sonic all throughout the internet.

Guy: "Oh jeez, I just saw one of the new videos from Mardic! And OH MY GOD, IT WAS SO AMAZING YOU HAVE TO WATCH."

Guy 2: "...Who?"

Guy: -sigh- "Nevermind."

Mardic by Aguy14. May 25, 2011

Madicken

A nice grill who is nice, sweet, beatiful and has a great ass.

Damn she nice, she a Madicken

Madicken by Toipo November 3, 2016

macdick

Someone who is completely obsessed with their Mac. They go on about it all the time and get it out at every opportunity. They love to prove its better than PC's. They are generally very annoying.

Your a macdick
Macdick!
Put it away macdick

macdick by mid89uk May 4, 2009

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026