What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain

Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!

Chinnifer Maniston by fags-in-the-shower May 18, 2006

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Maniston

A term used in the celebrity gossip community to denote Jennifer Aniston and her manish appearance. Used in a derogatory manner by those who dislike her.

Brad definitely made the right decision when he dumped that square-jawed Maniston.

Maniston by cupcake princess May 3, 2006

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Best Manister

When the Best Man of a wedding is also the officiant

Jay surprised everyone at the wedding by making his brother the best manister.

Best Manister by Kizzler May 6, 2013

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Maristela

A really humble girl who studies hard in school, yet may be a little claustrophobic. She is really nice, and most compatible with boys named Jeremy.

Hey, i wanna be like maristela!

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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