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Maphia is a very loyal friend. She looks gorgeous and is the most fun to hang with. You can tell her your problems and she won’t tell anybody and help you she also is most likely to be famous and has the greatest sense of fashion. Maphia is one of the best musical talented people. She is also the definition of perfect xx
Girl 1: Omg! I just met this girl, she is literally perfect!!
Girl 2: Her name must be Maphia then.
Girl: You’re right!
Maphia by mimuma July 27, 2020
Words you can keep
The ultimate power couple, made up of a Matthew and a Sophia. Known for kicking butt and taking names. They are by far the most attractive people you know, and you can't help but feel a little jealous of their relationship. They are absolutely #CoupleGoals.
"Hey, just saying, if we ever got together, our ship name would be Maphia."
Maphia by the notorious sgb January 14, 2022
The ultimate power couple, made up of a Matthew and a Sophia. Known for kicking butt and taking names. They are by far the most attractive people you know, and you can't help but feel a little jealous of their relationship. They are #CoupleGoals.
"Hey, just saying, if we ever got together, our ship name would be Maphia."
Maphia by the notorious sgb January 14, 2022

machiavelli 

Awesome dude who lived in Italy a loong time ago. His best known book is "The Prince", which contains political tips for rulers. Some of his ideas from this book (and maybe a few from "The Discourses") as far as I can remember:

-The Prince must be ruthless.
-Effectiveness > good/bad.
-Power should be acquired, not hereditary.
-People are moral because others are watching. Political morality is lying and killing. Politicians must learn how NOT to be good.
-Be feared; cruelty is a part of the state. But remember that the best fortress that exists is to avoid being hated by the people. Three ways to avoid being hated: Don't be erratic. Don't be a coward, FIGHT. And don't do anything for no reason.
-Concept of seeming vs being: The Prince, while seeming human, must learn how to be a beast. Like a fox (cunning and tricky) or a lion (powerful).
-And my personal favorite, he talks about these two dudes named Agathocles the Sicilian and Oliverotto of Fermo who both held meetings/banquets with leaders and important people and killed them all and took over as ruler. Point is, the elite can be killed, they're not important. The people are important.
-Choose the people around you wisely. Ass kissers prevent you from seeing the truth cause they're always like "yes, you're awesome" to everything.
-For a strong society, you must assume that everyone has the potential to be evil and make laws accordingly. People act good only when forced, laws exist where desire is.

Lindsay Lohan was once photographed walking around with a copy of Machiavelli's book. True story.
machiavelli by g f b February 27, 2008
i like that mahia shes everyones friend
ikr everyone likes her i wish i was like her
mahia by nicesexy9083 October 29, 2018
grat personality can be smart but a little flirtatious

Any boy would be lucky to have her
ooooo mahia got yiurself a good looking man
mahia by nicesexy9083 October 28, 2018
Makhia- the most loyal friend, stands for what she means, imperfectly perfect, amazing, beautiful, committed to relationships, smexy, awesome personality
Brianna- Makhia where you been!?

Makhia- I was only gone for 2 days!

Brianna- And what a lonely 2 days it was!

Makhia- :)
makhia by Bailey Pickett October 18, 2013
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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