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manuterus 

Billy: Coach, did you know that Keith has a manuterus?
Coach: What's a manuterus?
Billy: it's a mans uterus
Coach: HA! Keith has a manuterus!
manuterus by Schizor February 1, 2014
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manutards 

Incompetent people in the manufacturing industry. They make things (like a Yamato toy) that look deceptively good in quality, but breaks after gentle transformation. Manutards know everything there is to know in manufacturing like their normal colleagues, but they choose to be special instead.

Manutards can be found everywhere. The largest concentration of manutards however, can only be found working for Yamato toys, Japan.
"When manutards die, even hell will not take them for fear they'll fuck things up."

"Yeah, that's why ya get alot of them in Yamato.
manutards by beware of blast June 1, 2007

Mauterstock 

The last name of royalty. There is no asking which Mauterstock when looking in the phone book because there are no other Mauterstocks.
Hello Mr. Mauterstock, I worship you.
Mauterstock by kendalljose October 14, 2008

Manuerism 

A sudden and catastrophic collapse of a person's perceived masculinity.
Lou suffered a major manuerism when he was observed walking his girlfriend's Pomeranians.
Manuerism by dickbagge June 10, 2009

Mansteris 

A guy you mess around with when you hang out with him for no apparent reasion. You do this even though you know better, it happens almost everytime you hang out. This is how someone becomes a Mansteris. These can be good things or bad things. Mansteris(s) can become very negitive people in your life and an object your friends will use to make fun of. You and your mansteris(s) activities usually take place in random places when you don't think your friends are looking.
(1)Hey Rebecca, there goes your mansteris, boR.
(2)Omg! she made out with her mansteris in the woods at his party!?
Mansteris by [Letsgo4awalk] September 30, 2006
good god, a 6'2" 280lb man in a wifebeater lookin angry like a linebacker just makes my manerus SCREAM
manerus by Homofabulous August 10, 2010
The large frontal area of men who are extremely overweight. The area that is creased by the stitching of their pants. Muterus comes from man-uterus. The area that is taken up by this obstruction.
James went to Macdonalds for 5 weeks straight and now he can't sit down because his muterus takes up too much space!
muterus by Ol' Rock May 5, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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