manurse

1) a man purse.

Look at that pathetic man carrying a manurse

by booger muncher December 3, 2009

manurse

2) man + purse = purse

The dude is seriously wearing a manurse. He looks gay.

by booger muncher December 24, 2009

Manure Hole

Slang term for the butthole.

Following a night of intense anal, Dave's manure hole looked like ground beef.

by ellis292 December 15, 2009

Horse manure

Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.

Richard: What did you just throw at me?
Greg: A little bit of horse manure
or
Richard: how is this dish so good?
Greg: A little touch of horse manure there mate
or
Richard: Hmm what does this garden need?
Greg: Sounds like you need some horse manure!

by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

mannurse

Mannurse: Verb. To take care of your drunken man friends after they have had far to much to drink. To also make sure they don't do anything really stupid while drunk, but what's stupid or not is debatable. This can be very tiring especially when you are the only sober one out of 5.

"After the 4th of July last night my friend had work at 6 AM and was so totally hammered, so I had to mannurse him from midnight until he was sober again by letting him crash at my place and making sure he didn't break any shit."

by Pat Sullivan, the man, the myth, the legend July 5, 2008

ManUre

Slang term for Manchester United F.C., derived from the shortened Man U version of their name. Used in a mocking fashion.

I hope ManUre lose tonight, they're all fucking cunts.

by Dr. Graham Garden April 15, 2007

manure

A fertilizer farmers use for their crops. The smell is so furiously stinky it is almost addicting in a way.

She: Wanna head back? The manure is starting to stink real bad here
He: Nah I'm fine with it. It's actually quite addicting in a way, ya know?
She: what.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 7, 2021