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mantiques 

Any new pice of furniture designed to look like an older antique piece.
I'm distressing this dresser. Now it's a mantique.
mantiques by Byteme97 October 13, 2003

Manriquez 

Serg's last name.
I heard Sergio Manriquez was a part of that soup kitchen from last night.
Manriquez by Dick Picker June 24, 2022
Male panties. For the progressive man or your everyday cross dresser.
"I'm wearing my new manties today, and I'm chafing hardcore bro!", or "Dude, is my mantie line showing", or "I forgot my swim trunks, I'll just wear my manties in the pool"
manties by Jermaine90210 January 15, 2010
Look at his manties hanginn out of his pants.
Manties by hunny:) August 28, 2009

Antiques Roadshow 

When an elderly woman stands on the side of the road and flashes her tits at the cars driving by.
Trucker: Breaker 19, breaker 19, there’s an antiques roadshow at mile marker 35 on I-290, over!!
Antiques Roadshow by Fagam’s hero December 27, 2019

Antiques Roadblow 

A classy, rare, one of a kind blowjob much like an item that would be found on Antiques Roadshow. It is the 15th century Ming Dynasty vase of blowjobs in its one of a kind nature and value. Also, a blowjob from an elderly woman.
I was at the governor's ball and after a meal of foie gras and steak, an incredibly attractive female assistant pulled me to the side and took me to the governor's private bathroom, where i sat on fine porcelain and she gave me an Antiques Roadblow. There was marble and mahogany everywhere, it was real classy.

Also,

Rick: I was at the library of congress last week
Sal: Yeah, how the fuck was that?
Rick: Pretty fuckin' good, the hot librarian took me to the Antiques Roadblow, she said she wanted to polish my musket
Sal: Revolutionary war-themed. That's sounds like a pretty fuckin' classy Antiques Roadblow
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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