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"Serg" is Moldovian for "delicious." Serg is composed of rainbows, happy thoughts, magic and a pinch of powdered frog gallbladder. Anyone with the moniker Serg is guaranteed to have an effervescent soul. He is a wonderful friend, playmate, traveler, cook and nose flute musician. Usually equipped with eclectic, non-gender-specific clothing and hair down to his ass in the style of Cthulu tentacles. If you see him, give him a cookie or a ride and a hug.
"Holy crap, did you see that guy on the side of the road? What an amazing motherfucker!"
"Dude, it's just Serg."
serg by Barknuckle June 21, 2014
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Serg is a sexy ass motherfucker, he has a huge dick, if u seen serg remember he fucked ur mom, sister and girlfriend.
Serg come from cold countries such as poland, russia, ukraine etc, when u see serg remember he has boxes of vodka.
"Some guy sold me vodka"
" you sure it wasnt serg?"
Serg by Glazingdoughnuts August 17, 2017
He's a king-cock
God in bed, loves doing amazing positions like 69
It's a me, Mario
Let's go jaja
-I'm very horny, do you know why?

-Maybe because you have seen Serg? 🥵

-Yes, Sergi is so f*cking hot 🔥
Serg by Acolo November 22, 2021

serg and angie 

possibly the cutest couple known to the world. perfect to each other. could not be separated ever, even by a meteorite.
omfg sara! I wish steve & I were like serg and angie! they're perfect!
serg and angie by serg fool May 9, 2008

The Serg 

See wordCockstorm/word. Also known as the definitive weight-liftin' gamer with a goatee.
"You may be terrible, but not as bad as The Serg"
The Serg by Lat January 7, 2003
-A fat over weight columbian or person of latin descent.

-Person who sucks Coach Jenks dick to be on track team.
Hey get away from that dick, don't pull a Big Serg.
Big Serg by Big Sergio Vargas March 5, 2009
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