A horrible deal that even an idiot could understand is not worth the risk. It's also a well known card from Hearthstone that gives the opponent the ability to play all the spells in their hand for free.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.