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A portmanteu of man and maintenance. Usually refers to the unspoken maintenance tasks some men perform or actions taken by a woman to keep her boyfriend.
Man I feel great after some mantenance today, shaved some body hair.
She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.
She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.
by zerokos December 15, 2009
Get the mantenance mug.Friend 1: "Dude I've been off the booze for like 6 months now I'm feeling fucking great"
Friend 2: "Man you were always so hammered, I thought that you could never quit. How did you do it?"
Friend 1: "Daily marijuana maintainance, bro"
Friend 2: "Man you were always so hammered, I thought that you could never quit. How did you do it?"
Friend 1: "Daily marijuana maintainance, bro"
by AA_Stoner May 6, 2006
Get the marijuana maintainance mug.noun: a girl who requires a great of maintainance i.e. dates, gifts, calls, etc. in order that you can continue dating/fucking her.
Adam girlfriend is a high maintainance bitch. If he doesn't drop at least $50 on her a week she won't give up the punani.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
Get the high maintainance bitch mug.The use of marijuanna in lieu of a substance over which one has lost complete control.
A distinction must be made between this and actual recovery.
A distinction must be made between this and actual recovery.
That Jason dude is turning into a complete pot-head.
Ya, well at least he ain't a crack-head no more. He's doing marijuanna maintainance.
Oh pleeeze! Only marijuanna maintainance he's doing is his fuckin' grow op. I cannot wait to see his tawdry ass get busted.
Ya, well at least he ain't a crack-head no more. He's doing marijuanna maintainance.
Oh pleeeze! Only marijuanna maintainance he's doing is his fuckin' grow op. I cannot wait to see his tawdry ass get busted.
by b-ball April 28, 2007
Get the marijuanna maintainance mug.Misspelled (go figure) response definition to a cycle of behavior whereby a person (alcoholic) trades one drug (alcohol) that is holding them back/wreaking terrible destruction in their lives with another drug that can be very psychologically addictive, though inherently less harmful(marijuana), but that will--if taken heavily, as is often the case--just usually perpetuate the cycle of addiction and lead to relapse with the original drug of choice (DoC).
The great thing with 'the plan' is, once you get used to the daily weed sessions and and realize nothing helps those recurrent head-fucking-a-vise-in-swirling-free fall hangovers like deep, triadic bong hits, then you've got TWO habits to deal with and pay for. Great plan.
The great thing with 'the plan' is, once you get used to the daily weed sessions and and realize nothing helps those recurrent head-fucking-a-vise-in-swirling-free fall hangovers like deep, triadic bong hits, then you've got TWO habits to deal with and pay for. Great plan.
"Hey, have you seen Brule Jerkwater around lately? After he lost his job at Volkswagen, was divorced by his husband, and got into that unfortunate attempted manslaughter accident with Santa at the shopping mall, you know, I really thought he had it in him to stick with the program and get clean. I saw him sitting quietly always eating that big bag of Doritos for months, but he seems to just have quit coming."
"oh yeah, I forget to tell you, he was working in the kitchen at Applebees with my druggie stepbrother for a while, but then they both got caught making thousand island pot sauce after close one night and got the axe. Last I heard he was working for the carnival and back to drinking handles of rum.
"Goddamn that marijuana maintainance (sic). They always think they can trade one for the other. Motherfuckers don't get it: we can't handle on-tap euphoria."
"oh yeah, I forget to tell you, he was working in the kitchen at Applebees with my druggie stepbrother for a while, but then they both got caught making thousand island pot sauce after close one night and got the axe. Last I heard he was working for the carnival and back to drinking handles of rum.
"Goddamn that marijuana maintainance (sic). They always think they can trade one for the other. Motherfuckers don't get it: we can't handle on-tap euphoria."
by CaptainDooDoo July 2, 2009
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