by joshinatorg January 29, 2009
Get the Mantenance mug.A portmanteu of man and maintenance. Usually refers to the unspoken maintenance tasks some men perform or actions taken by a woman to keep her boyfriend.
Man I feel great after some mantenance today, shaved some body hair.
She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.
She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.
by zerokos December 15, 2009
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1) A necessary, completely spontaneous, and very short masturbation session required to maintain mental stability.
2) The antidote for the random public boner.
2) The antidote for the random public boner.
Ben excused himself politely from Christmas dinner with the in-laws, to perform some much needed mantenance.
Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.
Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.
by mantenance March 26, 2011
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Get the crowbar maintenance mug.When you're participating in nofap and you begin to over sexualise things, like apple pies and peanut butter sandwhiches, it's time for a maintenance wank. This keeps your inner sexual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward boners you might experience.
Guy 1: "I keep getting stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."
by Zima69err July 13, 2016
Get the Maintenance Wank mug.Spirits generally mixed with some sort of fruit juice and normally consumed in the late morning and/or early afternoon to help alleviate a particularly nasty hangover. Standard versions include Vodka/Cranberry, Screwdrivers, left over Hard Seltzers, and of course the Danimal. Also known as a Breakfast Cocktail when in Maui, a Maintenance Cocktail is essential for anyone who needs to rally and is eager to start working on the next day’s hangover.
Dave: Woof, I think we went a little overboard on the Peach Daiquiris last night..
Yoko: That’s why I stuck with white wine all night like a boss.
Dave: Good for you. I need to screw my head back on with a Maintenance Cocktail. Pass me the Gin and Tang.
Yoko: That’s why I stuck with white wine all night like a boss.
Dave: Good for you. I need to screw my head back on with a Maintenance Cocktail. Pass me the Gin and Tang.
by Falcon Thunder Fist March 24, 2022
Get the Maintenance Cocktail mug.Refers to people who are in well-paid, cosy, cushy jobs - who don't actually do any real work but are exceptionally talented at justifying their own worthless jobs, wasting money and making sure that whatever happens their own job stays justified and safe so that they can maintain their own cushy lifestyles. Good at feathering their own nests and shitting in other people's.
Lifestyle maintenance strategists are usually 'precious' but deluded people who highly rate their own value or worth. They'd be laughed off a building or construction site.
Lifestyle maintenance strategists are usually 'precious' but deluded people who highly rate their own value or worth. They'd be laughed off a building or construction site.
Most often represented by non technical managers and executives found in British public sector departments where jobs are not 'proper jobs'; for example Public Health manager or consultant.
Work actvities include Google time; blue sky thinking; journal club; wasting large amounts of tax payers money, running sexual health campaigns that cost £50,000 with an outcome of 19 Chlamydia tests; meetings with lots of nice tea and biscuits about work programmes that last 18 months at which a poster is finally triumphantly produced which could have taken a college student their lunch hour to come up with; the finance available to buy lifestyle designer gadgets and possesions so that they can feel smug and superior - for example owning an electric car or designer boiler; making sure that meetings finish by 4pm so the they can get away to the gym, running club, or fictious Tarquin Tombola's dinner party to which only other lifestyle maintenance strategists are invited. Colluding together (often at Tarquin Tombola's dinner parties or covens) to get rid of employees who are good at their jobs and who might expose them for the lying, worthless sociopaths that they are.
Work actvities include Google time; blue sky thinking; journal club; wasting large amounts of tax payers money, running sexual health campaigns that cost £50,000 with an outcome of 19 Chlamydia tests; meetings with lots of nice tea and biscuits about work programmes that last 18 months at which a poster is finally triumphantly produced which could have taken a college student their lunch hour to come up with; the finance available to buy lifestyle designer gadgets and possesions so that they can feel smug and superior - for example owning an electric car or designer boiler; making sure that meetings finish by 4pm so the they can get away to the gym, running club, or fictious Tarquin Tombola's dinner party to which only other lifestyle maintenance strategists are invited. Colluding together (often at Tarquin Tombola's dinner parties or covens) to get rid of employees who are good at their jobs and who might expose them for the lying, worthless sociopaths that they are.
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