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mansalad 

1. A male person who contains definite traits of a man, or holds a large bulk object in his pants. Most masculine Adjective possible to be used while complimenting fellow friends who are males!
2. A well respected male containing great honor or dignity through certain actions.
"Paul...your my mansalad..."
mansalad by Casiriah Kenjo June 11, 2007
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Manmalade 

The cheese like substance that forms after three or more days of not showering around the helmet of the penis. This substance usually consists of semen and mucus, bound together with lint.
Damn, I went camping for five days and when I came home I had enough manmalade to spread it on a bagle. I'll bet the hockey boys would like it.
Manmalade by Soran April 4, 2008

man salad 

The chest hair of a man; often thick and dark.
Some ladies viewed Tony's man salad as an Italian delicacy.
man salad by Kizzle99 February 25, 2009
The remnants of a Big Mac hamburger sandwich from McDonald's left-over after a meal. They may consist of one or more of the following: all-beef patties, special sauce, shredded lettuce, cheese, pickles, finely diced onions, sesame seed bun. Usually found in the box from which the Big Mac was served.
I was still hungry so I went to grab a fork in order to eat my MacSalad.
Are you through with your box yet? I'll eat your MacSalad.
Like most Italians I eat my MacSalad last.
MacSalad by Super Hungry February 26, 2010

sweaty man salad 

an orgy of men all tangled up in a big pile of homosexual lovin', this will of course make them very sweaty, it is only a true salad if it has at least 7 men, preferably of different races to make it similiar to a salad
dave: yo last night I walked in on my brother and the western all stars basketball team in a total sweaty man salad!

mike: who was invlolved?

dave: Yao Ming, Steve Nash, Tracy McGrady, Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, my brother and even Avery Johnson!

mike: wow that sounds like quite the event to witness

dave: who knew a guy Ray Allen's size could bend in such ways?

man salad 

A salad fit for a man, usually containing large amounts of meat
This man salad has my three favorite meats: Pepperoni, Sausage, and Ham.
man salad by Backwoodz February 2, 2007

manmalade 

n; semen, spermat ozoa, cum
she took a nice heaping mouthful of my manmalade
manmalade by GIRAPALLE December 21, 2006
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